Неделю назад, дабы восполнить нехватку общения зарегистрировался на одном из сайтов системы Мамба. Получил сообщение (на русский переводил и писал ответ при помощи PROMT:
Hello Dearest One,
My name is Miss blessing, i saw your profile today in site called (http://****.net) and became intrested in you, i will also like to know more about you and i want you to send an email to my email address so we can know each other very well. Here is my email address (******@yahoo.com) i believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. Miss blessing(Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life.)
Yours Love
Miss Blessing

Пишу ответ:
The Regard! Excuse me, I bad understand the english. You woman or man? What wait from acquaintance?
my mail ******@rambler.ru

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Они:

My Dear
I am more than happy when I saw your mail. How was your night?, Mine is a little bit cold over here in Dakar Senegal. My name is miss (Juliet Enine) from Rwanda in Africa, I am 5.7 feet tall, fear in complexion, ( 22 years in age ) then unmarried and presently I am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country.
My late father, Doctor (Chuba) Enine was the Managing Director of Enine Manufacturing Industry and also he was the personal adviser to the Former Head of State ( Late Dr Robert Guei ) before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother and my father in cold blood.
I am the only person that is alive in our family now and I managed to make my way to a near by country Senegal where I am living now. I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes, your hobbies and what you are doing presently. I will tell you more about myself in my next mail. Attached here is my photo and I will send another photo in my next mail and I will like to see your photo also, if you have.
Hoping to hear from you soonest.
Yours ever in love,
Juliet.

Я:
The Regard Juliet! Thank you you for letter, much was pleased get
him(it). I much sting your father and mother. I 25 years, growing 1,75
m, weight - 78 kgs . Presently I learn in university. Work in safety
service of the bank. I not yet to be married.
In Russia much coldly nearly whole year. We are drink much vodka each
day to became the heat. On street our city sometimes go the greater
bear. I love to play on balalaika and sing the canto. I love fitness
and sail in river. I love to go fishing.
I was in russian army. The Russian army - a most best army in the world.
I am a sailor. I love the sea.
All we much love our president Vladimira Putina. He - a great person, as
sun. He is sent us with the sky and does us happiness. Soon all we in
our country shall have big happiness.
Some are my photo I send you.
You has internet in camp refugee in Dakar Senegal?
Attached here - my photo and I go;i)suit other photo in my following
mail and I love to see your photo also.
Goodbye! Before relationship!
Your ever in love, Maksim.

Они:
Hello Honey,
I am more than happy in your reply to my mail. How are you today? How was the night ? hope fine. The photo you sent to me is very very nice and clear I like the photo. Mine is a little bit tough over here in Dakar Senegal. In this camp we are only allowed to go out from the camp only two times in a week. It's just like one staying in the prison and I hope by Gods grace I will come out here soon.

I don't have any relatives now whom I can go to, all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war, the only person I have now is Rev.John peter who is the Pastor of the (christ for all churches) here in the camp, he has been very nice to me since I came here but I am not living with him rather I am living in the women's hostel because in the camp we have two hostels one for men the other for women.

The Pastor's Email. (****@yahoo.co.uk) Telephone number is (+221-76-295-**-**) if you call and tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the hostel. As a refugee here I don't have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country. I want to go back to my studies because I only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place.

Please listen to this ( please it's a secret, only the Reverend knows about it ) I have my late father's statement of account and Death Certificate here with me which I will send to you latter, because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in one of the leading Banks in London which he used my name as the next of kin, the amount in question is $ 5.7 ( Five Million Seven Hundred Thousand US Dollars ).

So, I will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send some money to me to get my travelling documents and Air Ticket to come over to meet with you. I kept this secret to people in the camp here (only the Reverend knows about it ), because I am afraid to loose this money if they gets to know about it.

So, in the light of above I will like you to keep it to secret and don't tell it to anyone for I am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it. Remember I am giving you all this information due to the trust I deposed on you. I like honesty, understanding and a man of vision and hard working.
My favourite language is English but I speak French . Meanwhile I will like you to call me like I said, I have allot to
tell you. Have a nice day and think about me.
Awaiting to hear from you soonest.
Yours forever in love,
Juliet.

Я:
The Regard Juliet !!! I much sting you, expensive!!! I much want to help
you, твоему pastor and whole folk of the Senegal. I have little money
for university. I have 15000 euro. I want to help you. You me much like.
Possible entrust the pastor? The Pastor - a good person?
I can not speak on france. Excuse me.
Came else its photo and pastor.
From Russia with love)))

ОНИ:
The contact information of the bank are as follows:
STANDARD CHARTERED BANK LONDON.
NO 54 JERMYN STREET LONDON
EMAIL (scbn*@rediff.com)
(scbn*@mybestmail.com)
Tell:+44-702-403-60**
Fax: +44-870- 974 -27**
Name of the transfer office: Mr. Charles Wood.

So; honey once again i am glad that God has brought
you to see me out from this situation and i promise to be kind and will
equally need you in every area of my life plus investing this money
since i am still too young to manage this money. As i told you before, this camp is
just like a prison and my prayers is to move out from here as soon as
possible. So, be fact in contacting the bank and i will like to hear from you
soon.
Your ever in love,
Juliet.

Я:
How are you Juliet!!! I it is necessary your photo!!! Why London? I love you much. I have 15000 euro. How much euro to want you? I want you to help!!!
came else photo! You like me. I want to love you.
I want to say you number of its bank account in Siberia. I can say you password my. I love you. You - my black sun.

Они:
Hi honey,
Please i am so worried about you because since i gave you the bank contact i haven't hear from you moreso you should know that i can't play with my late father's money i mean you should let me know their outcome because i have already told them about you please you should write to them so that they will start the transfer immediately.
As i am wating for a good response from you.
My kisssssssssssss
Juliet

Я:
Bljad'!!! Da vy suki sovsem poohueli tam chto-li?!!! Ty chto, grjaznaja
mraz', menja za polnogo mudaka derzhish'?!!! CHe ,bljad', dumali razveli loha
iz Rossii?)))
Da ja, bljad', s pervogo pis'ma ponjal, chto u tebja, tvar' ebuchaja, na ume!!!
Voobwe che bljad' za gon?! Tak chesat' budesh' u sebja v Afrike ili v Anglii,
ili otkuda ty tam ewe. Ty bljad' komu fuflo tolkaesh'? Kakoj na huj
Senegal, kakoj na huj lager' i bljad', kakoj nahuj pastor?
Navernoe dumali, na bablo povedus', 5,7 zeleni? Da huj tam!!! My ne
prodaemsja!!!
Ty mne skazhi: kakogo huja vam zdes' nado??? sidi tam u sebja i ne
vysovyvajsja!!! Nehuja nas zlit'!!! My vas v 1242 na l'du pizdili, pod
Poltavoj pizdili, pod Sevastopolem skol'ko raz pizdili, v 1812 vlomili
pod Borodino, chto mama ne gorjuj, v 1914 , v 1941 - 45 pizdili , v
afrike, v koree,vo v'etname tozhe pizdili, i vse vam suki rvanye
malo???!!
Deneg nashih hotite?!!! Da huja tebe , a ne moih, chestno zarabotannyh!!!
V rot ja ebal tebja, tvoego pastora, mistera Vuda i vseh vas vmeste
vzjatyh!!!
PS Mne absoljutno po huju, smozhete li vy tam vsej svoej druzhnoj ebuchej
kompaniej prochest' i osozat' vse vysheizlozhennoe.
Ewe raz v rot vas vseh ebal, Maksim)))


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Honey this is the letter you will write to tho bank.
NOTE: HONEY,JUST COPY THE FOLLOWING LETTER AND FILL YOUR NAME, YOUR ADDRESS IN THOSE BRACKET OR GAP BELOW AND SEND IT TO THE EMAIL ADDRESS OF THE BANK: (scbnk@rediff.com) OR (scbnk@mybestmail.com).
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STANDARD CHARTERED BANK LONDON.
NO: 54 JERMYN STREET LONDON
EMAIL (scbnk@rediff.com)
(scbnk@mybestmail.com)
Tell+44-702-403-6014
Fax +44-870- 974 -2750
YOUR NAME....)
YOUR NATIONALITY: (......)
YOUR CITY: (.........)
YOUR HOUSE ADDRESS: (.......)
"Sir Charles Wood,
I am the foreign partner to Miss Juliet Enine, whose late father Dr Chuba Enine deposited some money in your bank.I want to know the possibility of transferring this money in my account. Information about the deposit code are as follows.
Name of depositorr Chuba Enine
Nationality: Rwanda
Next of Kin: Juliet Enine
Amount deposited: $5.7M
Account Number: LD4348300278978KSQAH.
Sir, I will grateful to receive a an advantage answer from you.
Your faithfully,
(...........).

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